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Huge horror fan. Trying to dip my toes into reviews and lists!

Favorite films

  • Nope
  • The People's Joker
  • The Substance
  • Natural Born Killers

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  • Thoroughbreds

    ★★★★

  • Six-String Samurai

    ★★★★★

  • The Colour of Magic

    ★★★

  • Infinity Pool

    ★★★

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  • Six-String Samurai

    Six-String Samurai

    ★★★★★

    Perfect. No notes.

  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★★★

    Is it too chronically online to come out via letterboxd review? If not, to quote my last review "Okay yeah, I̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ I'm a lesbian"

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  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★★

    Okay yeah I think I'm a lesbian

  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending

    ★★★★★

    This movie is one of the best things I've ever seen. Does it make sense? No. Does it fucking rock anyway? Absolutely.
    Everything about this movie is both hilarious and beautifully intricate. I need a lore book to fill in all the gaps. I can see there's so much more world just beneath the surface of what this movie was able to give us. If I ever win the lottery I'm finding a way to call the Wachowski sisters and…

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