According to Letterboxd, SATANTANGO by Bela Tarr is over seven hours long. I've never seen it, but I'm more willing to sit through those seven hours than ever watch the Two hours of RED ONE ever again.
This has to be the longest two hours of movie I've ever seen. I'm normally annoyed by people that use their cel phones in a movie, but to that anonymous person that kept looking at their phone, I say, "Thank you. You let…