Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cadillac Man 1990

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  “You boys look like you’ve been playing in the litter box!”

  This movie stinks about as much, but it’s got some great moments.

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  I'm Your Man 2021

  ★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Crappy Hallmark Channel film vibe.

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Aug 2024

  Fuck each and every person involved in the making of this film. I have never seen a film I’ve been more incensed by. This isn’t only insulting to fans of the franchise, it’s an insult to anyone spending their time and money to watch it.

  I can’t organize all my thoughts about this considering how livid I am.

  Sound is used cheaply: it’s either dead silent or deafening loud. Random, loud sounds occur every few minutes to startle the audience.…

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  Identikit 1974

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Apr 2023

  Gobsmacked. I’ve watched this twice in 24 hours. A languid, high camp arthouse character study of a woman on vacation from herself and reality.

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