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Mickey 17 2025
I’m glad Mark Ruffalo and Robert Pattinson didn’t have their careers derailed by starring in major franchises. It’s so hard to not see *you know who* in Mark’s character though, I’m afraid he’s ruined this type of character for a long time. That being said, Bong Joon-ho’s outsider perspective helps this character not feel cringy and exhausting.
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Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024
This movie is like Fortnite, it looks incredible for no other reason than because they can.
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The Banshees of Inisherin 2022
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Every finger he cut represents the amount of times I could understand what they were saying
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Rosemary's Baby 1968
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you can tell a sex offender wrote this
i won’t lie it was great for the most part, until he kinda fumbled the ending. that building should’ve been on fire by the end, baby included
also if all I have to do to have an apartment like that is give up my first born as a down payment then sign me up
i’m contradicting myself but you get the point
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