NeutralDoor

NeutralDoor

Favorite films

  • Dog Day Afternoon
  • Showing Up
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • The Emperor's New Groove

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  • Tangerine

  • Jesus Christ Superstar

    ★★★½

  • Old School

    ★★½

  • Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

    ★★

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  • Best in Show

    Best in Show

    ★★★★★

    Short, weird, funny as hell. I need 400 more movies like this. Comedy writers of the 2000s what were you doing if it wasn’t shit like this? 

    Incredible. 

    Winky for President

  • The Patriot

    The Patriot

    I’m glad this South Carolina cotton farmer in the 1770s doesn’t use slave labor. That would be really awkward for the message of this movie if he did!

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  • Step Up: Year of the Dance

    Step Up: Year of the Dance

    ★½

    The movie is literally the most obvious tropes you could imagine for all 90 minutes of its runtime. There isn’t really a plot, just dancing. There’s a slow clap, a training montage, a “stop freeze frame record scratch”, a final dying breath, and the idea of everyone in this universe really being into competitive stepping. It’s not good at all, but it’s so uninspired in its script and direction that it loops back around and I can’t hate it.

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

    He’s just a wee bear!

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