Robert Simmons

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Favorite films

  • The Canterbury Tales
  • Amadeus
  • Once Upon a Time in the West
  • Dirty Work

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  • Hit Man

    ★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★★

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • A Blade in the Dark

    A Blade in the Dark

    ★★

    Lamberto saw Dressed to Kill and thought 'psh I can do that'. Nope.

  • V/H/S

    V/H/S

    ★½

    V/H/S brazenly thwarts what is probably my favorite thing about cinema - seeing things happen.

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  • The Purge: Election Year

    The Purge: Election Year

    ½

    Why did I do this?

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    ★★★★

    James Cameron's Three Colors: Blue

    Essential action cinema, but my favorite part is the bar in the first scene. I wanna listen to Dwight Yoakam and sip on some Bud-in-a-bottle in that bar.