Niall Carlsen

Niall Carlsen

Favorite films

  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • The Lion King

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  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★½

  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

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  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★½

    Pretty solid. Had a lot of the sick Aura the ‘orige trige’ had and added a lot more. Proximus a little disappointing imo. Felt like he could’ve imposed more and done more. Never seems crazy evil or ruthless. Just a dude on a mission. Liked his death though. Still cool. 
    Noa was cool and I like uncanny valley Maurice. (No way he’s staying dead). Love seeing overgrown civilisation. That shit gets me where I live. 
    Seems like they’re setting up…

  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

    I thought this film was about apes? 
    How come all I can see are GOATS! 

    Left right and centre these bad boys are chimpin ON BUSINESS. Caesar is the undisputed king. Calculating. Merciful. Wise. Strong. He’s the type of creature I strive to be (I’d def be Koba though I’m way too petty) 

    Koba stands out as the series’ greatest villain to me. Haunting and intimidating - for a while you watch and almost sympathise with him as you genuinely…

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  • Help! I'm a Fish

    Help! I'm a Fish

    ★★½

    Didn’t like it.. too scaaaary :(

    To be fair to this film - the animation is crazy fluid and stylised (muted dull colours even though this was a pre 911 ocean). Voice acting is pretty stellar too. Alan Rickman as always and Aaron Paul as the Chad ‘Chuck’ jellyfish goes hard. Low ish rating cause frankly it fucking terrifies me. Octopus scene. The end scene with Joe. The music. Nazi crabs. Harrowing. 
    Definitely worth a watch. Especially for the octopus bit

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ★★★★

    Cool concept I’m just glad people like the Zodiac aren’t real dude. Could be a scary world