Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Street of Crocodiles 1986

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  you have to watch it cooked

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  Once Upon a Time in the West 1968

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  make believe it’s nothin

  three hours of history slipping into mythopoetic grace notes

Popular reviews

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  Halloween II 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Sep 2023

  almost unbearable

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ½ Watched 26 Jul 2024

  This is like that bit from Nathan For You about hiring a professional mourner to cry at your funeral, but the funeral is for a failed marketing strategy and the mourner is Ryan Reynolds, who ensures us with some cowardly, bratty begrudgement that there’s no need to worry, the algorithm is hard at work on a more perfect way to take your money.

  Basically a litmus test for how much inhumanity a general audience can tolerate, or how much bare…