Nick Onciul

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2006 Time Magazine's Person Of The Year

Favorite films

  • Back to the Future
  • Clerks
  • The Way Way Back
  • Almost Famous

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

  • Amber Alert

    ★★★

  • Emilia Pérez

  • Juror #2

    ★★★★

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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★

    “Mother F***ing Jessie Eisenberg Jesus Christ F*** Dude Mother F***ing Facebook Movie Bulls*** Jesus Can You F***ing Believe this S***, God D*** Created Facebook and F***ing Lawyers and S*** Right F***ing Winklevoss twins God D*** Rowing the Boat, F*** yo S***, I can’t even f***ing believe this s***, have you seen this s****?, F*** Jessie Eisenberg Man. Mother F***ing Spider-Man Spider-Man You Put in the Time F*** put in the time mother f***ing built s*** with his bare hands, f***ing…

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  • Amber Alert

    Amber Alert

    ★★★

    Stupid but my kinda stupid

  • Emilia Pérez

    Emilia Pérez

    I don't think I've seen an Oscar nominated film in my lifetime get this much hate - and it's very justified. This movie winning would be worse than Crash or Shakespeare in Love. How this gets any nominees, let alone thirteen while Challengers gets zero will forever anger me. In 60 years, I'll be on my deathbed and it will pop into my head again and I'll ask the doctors to pull the plug. Screw the Academy for making me…

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  • Friends: The Reunion

    Friends: The Reunion

    ★★★★

    Where the hell were Paul Rudd and Cole Sprouse in this?

  • The Way Way Back

    The Way Way Back

    ★★★★★

    Don’t die wondering

    I love literally everything about this movie. It’s easily one of my all time favourite movies ever. Sam Rockwell is one of my all time favourite actors, and this might be his best performance in my opinion. It’s one of the most real coming of age movies I’ve ever seen and somehow Steve Carell, one of the most likeable guys on the planet perfectly plays a complete jerk. This is definitely the most relatable teenage movies I’ve…