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My Dinner with Andre 1981
Anybody who pretends to like this movie is only pretending to do so to fulfill some need to be accepted by their fellow cinephiles. A movie with a high rating because everybody thinks they should give it a good rating to fit in. The movie equivalent of taping a banana to a wall and calling it art.
I'm not even going to bring this review back to my wonderful friend Colin. He's too wholesome to be tied into this awful movie.
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Starship Troopers 1997
Denise Richards, if you're seeing this - sup?
This film clearly aims to mock fascism and fails terribly, instead glorifying it and making it look super cool.
If I had to invade an alien planet with one person, it would be my friend Colin. He's so tough and reliable. Like an F150. Love that guy.
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Independence Day 1996
People are always saying things like "that Colin doesn't have anything in common with the 1996 flick Independence Day"
I never understood what they meant until now.
There is a lot to like about Colin. There is not a lot to like about this movie. Woof.
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2007
While watching this movie, I couldn't help think of my friend Colin. Harry and Co. work on their magic the same way my friend Colin has been working on his magic. In fact, just last night he summoned and expelled a demon into the kitchen sink.
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