Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Othello 1951

  Watched 14 May 2019 1

  Every year or so I'll watch a Shakespeare movie because I keep forgetting that I don't like shakespeare.

Recent reviews

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  Y2K 2024

  ★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 1989

  Watched 23 Dec 2024

  This movies not great but every other Christmas someone talks it up and we watch it and it hasn’t changed.

Popular reviews

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  Godzilla 1998

  ½ Watched 31 Mar 2016

  These are real things that happened in this movie:

  Matthew Broderick stopped the hundreds of raptor-sized baby Godzilla's from chasing him by spilling gumballs all over the floor so they would all slip. And they did.

  
  The US military lured the Godzilla monster into their trap by creating a giant pile of fish in Central Park. Twice.

  I could go on but I'll just say .5/5 stars.

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  The American Society of Magical Negroes 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2024

  Best VFX Editing of the year!