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Recent reviews

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  The new definition of wasted opportunity. What a mess.

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  He taught her drums
  She taught him chess 
  The Gorge is sadly 
  An abominable mess. 

  T S Eliot got nothing on me.

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Jul 2024

  Best film featuring T Rex since the original Jurassic Park.

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2024

  Really like a lot of what’s going on here. It’s absolutely stunning to look at, the set design is gorgeously grimy, the score is fantastic and it boasts two brilliant lead performances.

  I did also enjoy that the face huggers get their time in the spotlight here to show just how horrifying they actually are as a concept.  

  It just never quite finds that fifth gear. It’s not quite nasty enough. It’s not quite gnarly enough. It’s not quite dread-inducing…

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