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  Frost/Nixon 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Went into this not knowing that outside of these interviews, David Frost was a comic talk-show host. Frost should’ve gotten Nixon to ride the Sybian. Baba-booey baba-booey David Frost’s penis

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  The Equalizer 3 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Fuck it, 5 stars. Even though it looks TERRIBLE (pallid and gray, completely ugly coloring throughout) this is the most fun of all 3 Equalizers. This one made me finally confirm my suspicion that these are superior to the John Wicks.  Denzel has such heart in all of these, and even though it’s a typical “retired-gunman” trope, unlike so many others this really sets up the environment and makes Robert’s affection for his newfound community feel real and not forced.…

Popular reviews

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  Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009

  ½ Watched 17 Apr 2023 1

  His worst movie. His only bad movie, I think, but it sucks so much. Can’t believe it. Only the Coens’ “Ladykillers” is a worse single entry into an otherwise stellar catalogue.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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