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Pinned reviews

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  Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth 2000

  ★★★½ Rewatched 05 Jun 2023

  I’m launching a virtual screening series called Prayer Conditioning TV, and the inaugural screening is called CARBON GHOSTFACE: A Post-Scream Shriekfest! It’s a 12-hour, 7-film marathon of films indebted to Wes Craven’s classic Scream (1996).

  The screening will take place on JULY 9TH, and the lineup is as follows:

  12:05pm THE CLOWN AT MIDNIGHT (1998)
  (dir. Jean Pellerin)

  1:40pm DEAD MAN’S CURVE  (1998)
  (dir. Dan Rosen)

  3:15pm SSSSHHH… (2003)
  (dir. Pavan Kaul)

  6:00pm GOSSIP (2000)
  (dir. Davis Guggenheim)

  7:35pm CUT (2000)…

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  Wanderlust 2012

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Feb 2022 1

  For The Film Magazine, I wrote in praise of this film and its 'Bizarro Cut' for its 10th anniversary. I think David Wain is one of the best American comedy directors of the 21st century, and how this film's two iterations work in unison represents exactly why I feel that way.

  Check it out here!

  and David Wain says you should too!!

Recent reviews

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  So Unreal 2023

  Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  TRUTH AND DARE 2.0!!!!!!

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  Dig! 2004

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025

  TRUTH AND DARE!!

Popular reviews

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  Couch 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 17 Jun 2016

  grow up you snobs

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  Dog Eat Dog 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Sep 2016 2

  drugged out, washed up, surreal noirification of a pathetic, repugnant version of three criminals' real lives who match each of the above adjectives. Cage channeling Bogart is the key here, and its genius hit me in the final scene: an exhausted, out of touch criminal yearns for the days of clean, glorified crime and miserably miscalculates each and every encounter. so much fun, so completely wacked out; Cage and Dafoe own this.