Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Secret of the Magic Gourd 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Nov 2023

  all I’m gonna say is that the magic gourd would easily beat the shit out of thanos 

  Also china

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  The Starving Games 2013

  ½ Watched 21 Aug 2023

  I saw a friend of mine rate this movie recently and I wish I didn’t see that because all it reminded me of was how dogshit this film was, like it wasn’t even funny bad, it just made me physically ill

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jul 2023

  The fact that this unironically made me cry basically fulfills the 5 star criteria for me, also they better perform the ken song at the oscars 💅

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  Asteroid City 2023

  ★★★ Watched 11 Jul 2023

  Y’know, the way this movie looked and was shot made seeing it worth it, but nah the alien should’ve had more screentime fr fr 🥵

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