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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Schlubby Mickey-al Gaib does Snow Dune while riding fuzzy wood louse and singing Solidarity Forever. Oh and it’s implied he bones himself

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Stockholm 2018

  ★★½ Watched 18 Jun 2024

  Maybe the cure for male BPD is just a shawty in a bank vault

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  The original taught us nerds could fuck. The remake taught us that they can be shitty disaster capitalists too! Save the planet, shag a cowboy YouTuber!

  Also Glenn Powell’s shirts are SEX in chat

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