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  Queer 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Schlubby Mickey-al Gaib does Snow Dune while riding fuzzy wood louse and singing Solidarity Forever. Oh and it’s implied he bones himself

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  Stockholm 2018

  ★★½ Watched 18 Jun 2024

  Maybe the cure for male BPD is just a shawty in a bank vault

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  Spider-Man 3 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  I have never laughed so hard at a movie as at the glorious 25 minutes that Peter Parker got all moody because he got sand in his dick hole

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