This is without a doubt the most confusing episode of Columbo ever made. Completely unaddressed time-skip of several decades that finds our favorite homicide detective retired from LAPD. No mysteries to solve. No scheming rich murderer to bring to justice. Just Lt. Columbo hanging out with an ungrateful shit of a grandson played by notoriously ungrateful little shit Fred Savage. The craziest part is he just sits there and reads to a book to him for the runtime of a…
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Stillwater 2021
Matt Damon dresses up as my brother-in-law’s brother (roughnecks have a pretty consistent look) and at one point says “theater” like “thee-AY-turr”. I appreciate the amount of skillful eyeball acting that M-Dames had to do here, since drillin’ hole and sloppily absolving your daughter of murder are two activities that don’t typically lend themselves to dramatic displays of emotion.
This was generally better than I thought it would be and it gave me a “meaty case of the thinks”, which…
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The Lighthouse 2019
This movie made me feel weird and had way more masturbation than I was expecting (which was none). It’s rife with symbolism and metaphor which means it’s going to bum out your friends when they watch it on your recommendation. This is the type of movie that would compel a member of my family to tell me “this is weird” like it’s breaking news to me and I haven’t been watching it for the last 47 minutes.
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North by Northwest 1959
Just saw this last night for the first time in a lovely auditorium-style theater and I loved it. The environs were so nice they probably could’ve been showing Twilight and I would’ve had a decent time.
Luckily, this movie whips all kinds of ass. There’s like barely two conversations worth of dialogue before shit starts popping off.
Cary Grant is doing such a heavy Cary Grant accent I could barely understand the first 5 minutes. Eva Marie Saint is an…
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