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  The Pink Panther 1963

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  they don't make hijinx and shenanigans like this anymore

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  That's just what it feels like to walk around LA wearing size 34 jeans

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★ Watched 04 Nov 2024

  One handjob scene is a treat, but two handjob scenes is cinema

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2024

  Awesome, though as a disclaimer, as a bald guy, I AM NOT A HARKONNEN

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