Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Broken Arrow 1996

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  I mean it’s dumb and entertaining. No slow-mo doves. Bet you can’t tell me the leading female’s name.

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 2011

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  These continue to be wildly entertaining movies despite them being bad. Did it need to be 2 hours? No! But what would we cut!?

Popular reviews

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  Join or Die 2023

  Watched 25 Sep 2024

  Great now I have a societal obligation to get over my social anxieties.

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  Thelma 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 May 2024

  Aside from giving me intense anxiety about growing old, and the first 30 minutes being a literal nightmare for me. It is crazy funny and made me cry so by my only rule it’s a 5.