Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Mickey 17 would 100% be my best friend in college

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  The Men Who Stare at Goats 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2025 1

  I really freaking hope the the LSD army base scene was real

Popular reviews

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  Uncharted 2022

  ★★½ Watched 14 Jul 2023 5

  Ok I did see this on a plane, so things were edited and dubbed over. But I don’t think I missed anything. 

  I’ve never played the Uncharted games, but this movie did no favors in my desire to play them. This movie felt like you gave ChatGPT all the scripts to James Bond and Indiana Jones and then said “write me a two hour action adventure with plenty of cliches and ex-machina…oh and put Mark Warburg in it.”

  TOP MEME MOMENT: probably when Mark Warburg goes “I’m in a papa John’s”

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  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 2009

  ★★★½ Rewatched 05 Sep 2024

  Me and Mr. Fish did not have the same report for a principal/student relationship