Niño

Niño

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  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

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  • Mickey 17

  • We Are Little Zombies

  • Don't Torture a Duckling

  • Mars Attacks!

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    a 3D-printed okja. we got more of that bong joon-ho signature shallow social commentary since snowpiercer. finally something worse than the host. the only bong movie is, indeed, memories of murder.

    a 3D-printed challengers.

  • Don't Torture a Duckling

    Don't Torture a Duckling

    features a stylish mickey mouse clubhouse and... donald duck?!

    it's been a while since i've seen shit like this. glad to be back!

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  • Identikit

    Identikit

    ★★★★

    a psychedelic babushka lady channeling the fashion sense of a jawbreaker. she is a runaway vestal virgin who made a deal with sister ruth from black narcissus. a taoist sex fiend packing rice like meth screaming "with orgasms, i yang!" interrogation rooms were blueprints for early 2000s music videos. was that andy warhol? or evan peters as jeffrey dahmer? nevertheless, this is frank zappa for milanese on downers.

    taking brendon urie back to the limelight, tying him up with scarves…

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    evil is a relay sport and count orlok has the baton.

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    has a lot to say about abjection — ellen being the deject, the plague as the abject, filth the repeated ab-reaction, the powers of horror! — yet eggers hasn't fully fleshed it out. what we have is a moment forever stuck in time, in 1922, with the horrors untapped, only beautified by the impressive visuals, yet no depth was probed. it must be fun, as the…