Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  My Cousin Vinny 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  ALL OF THIS OVER A CAN OF TUNA?!!?!?!???!!

  Greatest movie of all time, actually. 

  Every Marisa Tomei line delivery is better than the last. Truly incredible stuff. 

  I really need to work on my Brooklyn accent I’m obsessed. 

  Obsessed with how tiny Joe Pesci is I want to put him in my pocket turn him into a key chain carry him around. 

  Joe Pesci kinda looks like Juan Gabriel in this movie somehow idk. 

  I kinda need Joe Pesci to…

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  So it turns out Robert Pattinson is the greatest actor of all time.

Popular reviews

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  The Boy and the Heron 2023

  ★★★★ Added 1

  Impossible to watch a Miyazaki film with all its weird little guys without saying literally me every twenty seconds. 

  Llorando por la traducción al español a “periquitos”

  Literalmente soy las viejitas. 

  Literalmente soy los periquitos. 

  Literalmente soy los warawaras. Esos sí literalmente. 

  I think you and I met as warawaras <3 

  I don’t believe in soulmates and I don’t believe in other halves, but maybe there is something special about finding someone you were friends with as warawaras :)

  Kiriko,…

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  Singin' in the Rain 1952

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  I am filled with indescribable amounts of joy. 

  White people used to tap dance in movies. 

  White people used to sing in movies. 

  White people used to do slapstick in movies. 

  Man what happened. 

  We used to have movie stars, man. 

  If you pitch something like this to a studio exec nowadays you’ll get shot in the parking lot. 

  Most unrealistic part of the movie: the studio exec is a good guy. 

  The undying love I feel for Cosmo, my…