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Recent reviews

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  Zoolander 2001

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  moisture is the essence of wetness

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  the capybara made this kind of unserious but i can’t lie i cried like four times and no animals really even died on screen

Popular reviews

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ★ Watched 31 Jul 2024

  josh hutcherson constantly hitting his vape was maybe the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen in a movie congratulations on making my pookie look like a total douchebag idiot loser jk josh hutcherson if you’re reading this please hit my line please please please ple

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  Free Birds 2013

  ★★★ Rewatched 18 Nov 2023

  yasssss they freed the birds

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