Noah Hansen

Noah Hansen

Favorite films

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Oldboy
  • Blade Runner
  • Drive

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  • You Don't Mess with the Zohan

    ½

  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

  • Presence

    ★★★

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  • You Don't Mess with the Zohan

    You Don't Mess with the Zohan

    ½

    2000s America remains a corpse freezer for a slew of god-awful comedies best left to rot. You Don’t Mess with the Zohan is some kind of twisted psyop - part Israeli propaganda piece and part insufferable Adam Sandler comedy, which combine in a uniquely revolting way to create one of the worst films I've ever seen.

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★½

    The Monkey runs out of steam pretty quickly, as unimpressive gore and a thin plot forces its distinctive Stephen King charm to do the heavy lifting.

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★½

    Captain America: Brave New World has all the hallmarks of tortured project. Obvious reshoots and patchwork edits, combined with a convoluted, at times non-sensical plot, make this an obvious example of a studio starting to lose its touch. Despite this, Harrison Ford and Anthony Mackie bring enough charisma and genuine effort to the table to give their characters some actual heart. Overall, a mediocre roughshod film, that contributes little to the mcu.

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★★

    The Brutalist is a uniquely engaging, fully realised, and extraordinarily ambitious historical epic, soon to be a modern classic and film school staple.