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one time i met james duval and he called me a “true cinephile” so take everything i say very seriously

Favorite films

  • Blow Out
  • After Hours
  • Blue Velvet
  • Annie Hall

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  • Session 9

    ★★★½

  • Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask

    ★★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★★

  • Hairspray

    ★★★★

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  • Session 9

    Session 9

    ★★★½

    most impressive part is that basically up until the final act the whole film is dependent on the character dynamics, and it works. surprisingly well written and well executed.

  • Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask

    Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask

    ★★★½

    honestly laughed less than i’m used to during Allen movies, but the last two segments were astonishingly better than the first few, not that they were bad, but the last two definitely stand out.

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  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    ★★★★½

    WELL I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT A X + PEARL DOUBLE FEATURE WITH A TI WEST Q&A BUT THEN BEFORE PEARL WAS SUPPOSED TO START HE WAS LIKE “what if we played Maxxxine and made you guys the first audience to see it” AND THEN DID.

    i’m not gonna give a real review since you peasants still have like 2 more weeks to see it and i don’t wanna ruin it so i’ll wait, but it’s fucking incredible.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

    Bong Joon Ho is a fucking beast. entirely unsubtle about its political messaging but so much fun and so funny at the same time, could use the same exact sentence about The Host, which i’m very glad i watched just a little while ago because they’re very similar. Pattinson is a real force in this, i’ll watch whatever he continues to do he just picks such incredible projects and dives into them hard. the supporting cast, specifically Ruffalo and Collette are chewing up every scene they get. i really loved the vfx, every little creeper looked so great.