NoahPaisley

NoahPaisley

Reading letterbox reviews like they’re the morning paper

Favorite films

  • Sound of Metal
  • Ford v Ferrari
  • The Iron Giant
  • Inception

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  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★★

  • 1917

    ★★★★½

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★★★

  • Civil War

    ★★★½

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  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★★

    Captain America has a cooler beanie than you.

  • 1917

    1917

    ★★★★½

    “Come back to us”

    The last 30 seconds of this film are a comforting hug. There are few things as peaceful as a memory.

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  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    “You can do this”

    Tell me a story where two characters that were at each others throats learn to understand each other and I’m in 100%. So many instances of very human interactions had me thinking to myself “and that’s just what we do. And it’s beautiful” We care, we learn, we feel, and we share all that with each other. Sometimes the best stories just reflect reality in a way that helps us to see better. This movie did that for me.

  • Cool Runnings

    Cool Runnings

    ★★★½

    “Feel the rhythm 
    Feel the rhyme 
    Come on up
    It’s bobsled time”

    Winter Olympics can’t be topped