Noah Cotton

Noah Cotton

I love movies. Nuff said.

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  • Miami Connection

    ½

  • Red One

    ★★★½

  • Audition

  • Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

    ½

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  • Miami Connection

    Miami Connection

    ½

    “Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace”. Right after peace is achieved through a bloody ninja fight. Not ironic or hypocritical at all.

  • Red One

    Red One

    ★★★½

    J. Jonah Jameson as Santa Claus. ‘Nuff said.

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  • Audition

    Audition

    This film commits the worst crime in cinema: Being completely and utterly pointless. Absolutely nothing valid is said by the film and I’m honestly disturbed by the thought of people finding this film remotely enjoyable or appealing. Do yourself a favor and don’t watch this and/or forget it exists. I would say it’s one of the worst I’ve seen but that would imply this movie deserves more thought beyond this review.

  • She's Gotta Have It

    She's Gotta Have It

    ★½

    (Mild plot details ahead)

    Spike Lee's directorial debut and film career does not hit the ground running, but such is usually the case for this particular filmmaker. In my personal opinion, Spike Lee is one of those directors that was influential for the time, but will age poorly. This film says something that was particularly revolutionary during its initial release, even though it shouldn't've been. The idea that a woman should be able to explore her sexuality just as openly…