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noahtoenails

Favorite films

  • Apocalypse Now
  • Midnight Cowboy
  • Paris, Texas
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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  • About Time

    ★★★½

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ★★★★★

  • Paris, Texas

    ★★★★★

  • Friday

    ★★★½

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  • About Time

    About Time

    ★★★½

    Let's get the obvious out of the way. Posy is the worst fucking name I have ever heard of. Ever. Also, as soon as I saw he could manipulate time, I wondered about the potential suspicious reasons Alakai may have recommended this to me. But, I must say I did enjoy the movie. When I watch rom coms, I always attempt to predict the outcomes, and this time I was wrong. I'm glad I was wrong. I wish I could…

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    ★★★★★

    The best (only) western I've seen.

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  • View from a Blue Moon

    View from a Blue Moon

    ★★★★★

    Your favorite surfers favorite surfer, in the prime of his surfing, great cinematography, great music (John John might have the best music taste I've heard) what else can you ask for.

  • Sound of Metal

    Sound of Metal

    ★★★★

    Noah and Alakai Movie Club Review 1:

    Shoutout to Alakai for recommending me this movie, and I really, really enjoyed this. I came so close to giving this a 4.5, realistically it is a 4.4 but we don't round up.

    Throughout this movie, I could only think about how fast your life can change. You could see how much love Ruben and Lou had for each other. They went through so much together, they were always going to be there…