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If the film has a monster in it or an alien it already gets bumped like 2 stars
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The Electric State 2025
Boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring dumb boring AI boring boring boring Chris Pratt plays Chris Pratt boring boring boring so fucking boring everything so boring
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Spaceman 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I really wanted to like it. The spider reveal got me very excited. The concept is awesome. The landing just.... isn't.
I shouldn't be bored in a film about a lonesome astronaut going to the outer reaches of Jupiter to explore cosmic space clouds. But I was. At its core it's a romance, with lackluster flashbacks that I just didn't care about.
The score was great and cinematography was solid. But, yeah, not great, wish they had landed it because it could have been really cool.
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Heavy Lifting 2016
I hope I can make it in the film industry but this is the kind of film I wake up sweating and having a panic attack to in the middle of the night because what if this is the result and I'm actually just awful.
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