Screenwriter/Filmmaker (so you can toooooootally trust me)
If the film has a monster in it or an alien it already gets bumped like 2 stars
Favorite films
Recent activity
AllRecent reviews
More-
Riders of Justice 2020
I LOVE Anders Thomas Jensen. Each character is uniquely strange, the comedy is great, the story is captivating, and the punchline at the end of it all is poignant.
It really is just a big ol' "men just go to the therapy or this will happen" and I love that. Definitely in my top 5 directors/writers, this guy just doesn't miss.
Translated from by -
Late Night with the Devil 2023
I really enjoyed this. It kept me hooked throughout. The aesthetic, the music, the fantastic acting.
It didn't go anywhere I didn't expect it to which was a little disappointing, but the writing was a lot of fun. The group hypnotising scene especially was fun.
Late night show sacrifices everything to be number one that's the jist basically.
NOW PSA: AI slop being sued instead of just paying a graphic designer is a disgrace and they should be ashemd of…
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
Spaceman 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I really wanted to like it. The spider reveal got me very excited. The concept is awesome. The landing just.... isn't.
I shouldn't be bored in a film about a lonesome astronaut going to the outer reaches of Jupiter to explore cosmic space clouds. But I was. At its core it's a romance, with lackluster flashbacks that I just didn't care about.
The score was great and cinematography was solid. But, yeah, not great, wish they had landed it because it could have been really cool.
Translated from by -
The Electric State 2025
Boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring boring dumb boring AI boring boring boring Chris Pratt plays Chris Pratt boring boring boring so fucking boring everything so boring
Translated from by
