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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★½ Watched 27 May 2023

  took an edible and went to watch it, the edible helped a lot with watching because it helped me laugh at bad CGI, except CGI Braden scared me a lot, very spooky. Lin Manuel Miranda continues to suck bye

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  Firestarter 2022

  ★★½ Watched 15 May 2022

  JASON BLUM YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU DID IT AGAIN. This movie featured Zac Efron’s best acting since High School Musical 2. Kurtwood Smith reprises his role from RoboCop as an undead doctor for just one scene but steals the show. I also couldn’t believe they used a CGI Yeah Yeah from the Sandlot and Boy Meets World for the bike scene. Overall, a decent 90 minute set up for a liar liar pants on fire joke.

  
  PS: I genuinely loved the music in this movie. You can feel the Carpenter fingerprints on it.

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  The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Apr 2022

  This was honestly such a fun theater going experience. The movie had a solid mix of comedy and action. Would watch again.

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  The Northman 2022

  ★ Watched 22 Apr 2022

  This movie was an incredible chore to watch. I know I'm not having a great time at the cinema when I'm constantly checking my watch. It's a huge disappointment considering that I consider The Lighthouse and The VVitch to be two of my favorite modern movies. Eggers dropped the ball here.

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