Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pony Girl: At the Ranch 1986

  ★★ Watched 06 Nov 2022 4

  extreme bdsm fetishism wherein women are kidnapped, forced into bondage kits, and paraded around a ranch as if they were cattle

  not sure if there's a way to make a movie about coerced ponygirls at the hands of wealthy sickos cool but it's sure not this tedious mess

  need someone to bootleg the poster art onto a t-shirt for me tho

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  Trick or Treats 1982

  ★ Watched 31 Oct 2022

  aggressively flat. almost alien. deeply weird. but also featureless. feels more like something an AI would generate than anything anyone would consciously make.

  happy halloween!!

Popular reviews

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  Sophie's Choice 1982

  ★★ Added 4

  her: here's how i survived the holocaust
  him: please just fuck me

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  Dracula's Daughter 1936

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2020 1

  we stan a tragically repressed lesbian goth queen