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haute trash

Favorite films

  • Dildo Heaven
  • PeePee
  • Alien Autopsy
  • Backstreet Boys: All Access DVD

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  • Pony Girl: At the Ranch

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  • Trick or Treats

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  • Not Like Us

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  • Forever Night

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  • Pony Girl: At the Ranch

    Pony Girl: At the Ranch

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    extreme bdsm fetishism wherein women are kidnapped, forced into bondage kits, and paraded around a ranch as if they were cattle

    not sure if there's a way to make a movie about coerced ponygirls at the hands of wealthy sickos cool but it's sure not this tedious mess

    need someone to bootleg the poster art onto a t-shirt for me tho

  • Trick or Treats

    Trick or Treats

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    aggressively flat. almost alien. deeply weird. but also featureless. feels more like something an AI would generate than anything anyone would consciously make.

    happy halloween!!

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  • Sophie's Choice

    Sophie's Choice

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    her: here's how i survived the holocaust
    him: please just fuck me

  • Dracula's Daughter

    Dracula's Daughter

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    we stan a tragically repressed lesbian goth queen