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The Road to El Dorado 2000
The Road to Empowerment By Manic Pixie Dream White Men
I know this is a deeply unoriginal take, and for that I'm sorry, but god DAMN I'd kill to be smothered by those thighs
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Freaky 2020
Sometimes consuming films makes me feel like The Watcher, as I ask, "What If.....movies....were bad?"
Tbh, I didn't need the amazon tidbits sidebar to know Jennifer's Body was an inspiration for Landon here; it was pretty easy to figure out almost immediately as the movie is basically Freaky Friday with Needy and Jennifer.
This is a movie I've put off watching for about five years now, that I've had a bad feeling about since I saw the trailers. Probably because…
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OVERLORD: The Sacred Kingdom 2024
Three stars bare minimum for quick cameos of best girl Lupusregina Beta, and then another star to round it out for Overlord doing Overlord things, and I love watching Overlord things happen.
Shoutouts to my friend who agreed to come along despite little to no familiarity with Overlord, watching them break down over how stupid it was enhanced the experience further.
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Sleepaway Camp 1983
Holy God I love this movie so much, it's so damn funny. I'm gonna go on for hours about how much I love this movie I swear to god. It's peak 80s slasher cheese. God I don't know where to start, I just. It's such an experience, it's like rocky horror or repo or the room or cats the musical. It's one of those weird, once-in-a-lifetime experiences that imprints itself on your soul and wakes you up in the dead…
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