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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003
The Curse of the Black Pearl is a fun adventure- drawing in the legend and lore of pirate life- of high seas ambushes, mountains of gold, ghost captains, lusty rogues, drunken sailors, ancient curses, and furious sword fights.
The movie’s flamboyant personalities and tongue in cheek action sequences push the envelope of high camp without ever succumbing to sheer silliness.
One of the greatest victories of this film is the elaborate, practical sets and costumes, character, and lore that will…
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Dangerous Game: The Legacy Murders 2022
“Dangerous Game: The Legacy Murders” is too long of a title for me to type out, so I’ll just be calling it DG. You know what else DG stands for? I’ll let you know once I think of something funny.
Here’s a joke to open this review up: What do you get when you cross a Walmart Agatha Christie novel with a Tubi Original Rendition of the Saw franchise? You know what, this joke isn’t even going to land cuz…
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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 2013
This film is playing Monopoly. It landed on Chance and just got the card which reads as “do not pass go, do not collect $200, and proceed directly to the playlist of worst movies of the 2010s.”
I’ll start by saying I’m torn about the movie’s runtime of 90 minutes. On one hand, I can only take so much corkscrewing of my genitals. On the other hand, it feels like director Tommy Wirkola intentionally gave us zero plot information which…
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
This movie is one of the most fun, energetic, and earnest films I’ve ever seen, and definitely the most enjoyable I’ve seen in a long while. It’s not the best movie critically by anyone’s definition, but it had me smiling the entire time.
If you’ve played Dungeons and Dragons, prepare to enter familiar territory, because much like your friends around the table, this movie doesn’t take itself very seriously. The characters are goofy, bumbling, and tropey, the plot is more…
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