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22 birthday! 🎂 
Ginger 
Horror movies my fav genre
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Favorite films

  • Snowpiercer
  • Return of the Jedi
  • 28 Days Later
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

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  • The Clovehitch Killer

    ★★★½

  • Impostor

    ★★

  • Nightbreed

    ★★★★

  • Tenebre

    ★★★

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    Randy is just the average virgin who loves horror movies, so basically me. 

    I might also make a list ranking all the original slasher movies that started franchises.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★

    God this kept escalating, sometimes subtlety and drastically. Had my problems, but still a decent movie.

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  • The Clovehitch Killer

    The Clovehitch Killer

    ★★★½

    Happy Birthday to myself! 22!! 🎂🎂

    A very realistic, fantastic Serial Killer performance along with an amazing cast, but severely brought down by pacing. It could've trimmed off 20 to 30 minutes, as well as have a better developed ending. Still. it's pretty impressive, especially with the performances as well as the camerawork. Can also tell it had some amazing crew too, especially with the write/producer, who produced and wrote the first Tom Holland Spiderman movie.

  • Impostor

    Impostor

    ★★

    If a Starship Troopers sequel had a baby with Bladerunner, and yeah…it’s as bad as it sounds. Funny visuals and dialogue tho, not intentional.

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  • Plankton: The Movie

    Plankton: The Movie

    ★★½

    I'm chumming so hard right now...

    I'm still waiting for Squidward's movie.

  • Tenebre

    Tenebre

    ★★★

    Your stereotypical Argento movie. He is a talented director, but this one felt too boring and bland. Not as fun and engaging as Deep Red, and certainly doesn't have the bangers that one provides. Unlike Deep Red, tt is cool to see some known American actors in this, but so much of the movie has bad acting on top of bad dub. What's funny is Argento knows how to incorporate dub in Deep Red, which is quite the underrated talent.…