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nono315

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Favorite films

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Moby & the Void Pacific Choir: Are You Lost in the World Like Me
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Her

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  • Longlegs

  • Lady Bird

    ★★★

  • Despicable Me 4

    ½

  • Fight Club

    ★★★★★

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  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★

    'Lady Bird (2017): An inflation fetishist's perspective"

    “Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”
    ― Friedrich W. Nietzsche

    It recently came my my attention, thanks to a dear friend, that this movie here, 'Lady Bird', could possibly, potentially, appeal to me. I immediately questioned my friend on this.
    "Lemme get this right, you mean like, a bird????? How could one possibly…

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    Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken

    ½

    -It truly deserves negative stars because it's evil is so all consuming for all the little guys watching it
    -the city she exists in is an imperialist fiction
    -you sit there making what you call art. Working as slaves. While people starve, die of disease, get killed by bombs.
    -i cant even wank off to this movie
    -you think any of your inane art is gonna last?
    -can't you hear the candy wrapper crinkling as you watch it
    -Huge corporation…

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ½

    If you aren’t a loser (like me) you realize Radiohead is for piss baby nerds. The only reason that this movie has a high regard is the room-bound virgins that consume this site. I sorry if this review will offend anyone, but unfortunately I don’t feel like giving liberal handouts to replace your poop-stained and piss-colored diapers as I rip on your only attempt at a personality. Go outside fuck wads. 0.5/5 (.5 so I wouldn’t kill the oboes losers…