Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  the political commentary is absolutely incoherent and toothless (and obviously written assuming a different election outcome), but the sci fi of it all is weird and wild and exciting and so so fun

  Robert Pattinson should win awards for this performance!

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  absolutely a nothing movie about nothing, but at least I got to reprimand a woman in my row for taking multiple phone calls during the “climax”

  also my life will now be dedicated to re-creating Cate Blanchett’s silk turtleneck blouse/dress/muumuu from the dinner party scene—Michael Fassbender throwing it in the regular laundry hamper was so fucking funny because you KNOW that shit is dry clean only

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  I would be an excellent pope because I look amazing in hats and I would make all the cardinals kiss

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 May 2024

  Mike Faist spitting gum into Zendaya’s hand and then, thirteen years earlier, into Josh O’Connor’s hand—this is the bisexual representation we have been waiting for

  Also Mike Faist repeatedly leaping over the net…you will always be a newsie to me

  Composer Trent Reznor! Unexpected and excellent.

  The churro eating was so intimate I felt like I should look away

  My only criticism is that the underwear Tashi was wearing when it was supposed to be 2006 was so anachronistic that…