Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Tetris 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  I can't believe Tetris Nintendo killed Communist Russia

  Yeah good movie, at first the pacing was a little wonky and to be honest I wasn't sure if the movie was going to be as good as I had first anticipated, but damn! This movie is surprisingly good! Even though it may or may not be entirely factually correct.

  Really wish this wasn't an Apple TV exclusive though...
  
  It's a damn shame that Alexi didn't get to be the main protagonist, then again, I don't really know how they would go about doing something like that.

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  Freaked 1993

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Movie so freaky I'm shocked it wasn't about me

  How the fuck did I actually enjoy this film, I really didn't wanna enjoy it, that intro was crazy af and I wasn't a fan of the idea of the film... but goddamn... this shit was really good, this had to have been one of the most funny films I have seen in a while, the fuckin whole 1st 15 minutes of the film was fuckin comedy gold wayyyyy ahead of…

Popular reviews

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  The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993

  ★★½ Rewatched 19 Jun 2024 1

  Look ma! It's the skeleton from fortnite!!!

  Everytime I watch this movie, I can't ever really get into it, leaving me scared and confused by the end of the film. It's not that I don't like the film at all, it's just the fact that I can't really get myself into the film at all.

  Idk, maybe it's just too scary for me

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  Epic Movie 2007

  ★ Watched 05 Jan 2025

  This film is what happens when a filmschool drop-out and a band kid make a film.

  I don't think I actually laughed at this a single time, it just wasn't really funny at all. Most of the humor in this was basically like "HEY GUYS! LOOK AT THIS REFRENCE! ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A REFRENCE! LAUGH AT THIS REFRENCE!" or they'd take said refrence and then make it vulgar for the sake of doing so, it's like a 14 year…