Jorch Fortnite

Jorch Fortnite

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Bullet Train

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  • Creep

    ★★★½

  • Tetris

    ★★★★½

  • Freaked

    ★★★★

  • Harold and the Purple Crayon

    ★★

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  • Creep

    Creep

    ★★★½

    I can't believe some of yall mfs really act like this

    I had no idea this was what I was going to watch today when I put it on, but damn, I kinda liked it... even though that I really couldn't take most of it seriously.

    I need to give it a rewatch though, I missed a lot of good moments.

  • Tetris

    Tetris

    ★★★★½

    I can't believe Tetris Nintendo killed Communist Russia

    Yeah good movie, at first the pacing was a little wonky and to be honest I wasn't sure if the movie was going to be as good as I had first anticipated, but damn! This movie is surprisingly good! Even though it may or may not be entirely factually correct.

    Really wish this wasn't an Apple TV exclusive though...

    It's a damn shame that Alexi didn't get to be the main protagonist, then again, I don't really know how they would go about doing something like that.

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  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    The Nightmare Before Christmas

    ★★½

    Look ma! It's the skeleton from fortnite!!!

    Everytime I watch this movie, I can't ever really get into it, leaving me scared and confused by the end of the film. It's not that I don't like the film at all, it's just the fact that I can't really get myself into the film at all.

    Idk, maybe it's just too scary for me

  • Epic Movie

    Epic Movie

    This film is what happens when a filmschool drop-out and a band kid make a film.

    I don't think I actually laughed at this a single time, it just wasn't really funny at all. Most of the humor in this was basically like "HEY GUYS! LOOK AT THIS REFRENCE! ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS A REFRENCE! LAUGH AT THIS REFRENCE!" or they'd take said refrence and then make it vulgar for the sake of doing so, it's like a 14 year…