Antonio Giorgi

Antonio Giorgi

I'm a stand-up comedian and writer who occasionally stumbles into film.

Favorite films

  • The Blues Brothers
  • Magnolia
  • Halloween
  • Dawn of the Dead

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  • Army of Darkness

    ★★★★

  • It Follows

    ★★★★½

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ½

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★

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  • Army of Darkness

    Army of Darkness

    ★★★★

    A cult classic to this day, Army of Darkness is the epic, campy horror/comedy everyone should experience at least once (but preferably, multiple times, until it enters your personal vernacular).

    Bruce Campbell's performance as Ash is hilarious, a heroic goofball complete with sassy one-liners and the type of slapstick chops that would make Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, and the Three Stooges proud. Nothing goes as planned, and that's for the best because Ash is all about improvisation. But unlike a…

  • It Follows

    It Follows

    ★★★★½

    An original horror flick with an unsettling premise, It Follows gets you at your most basic fear: there is something coming to get you and it will never stop until it does. It's the type of thing that kept you up at night as a child, or that feeling that makes you rush to find your keys in the dark of night; its an unseen tension, a slow tightening of that hidden spring in your body that makes you sweat…

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★

    Halloween Kills knows nothing of subtlety: it is brutally violent, incredibly dark (both in tone and in appearance), and offers no nuance to the Myers/Strode Story. This Michael Myers is cartoonishly unstoppable. Rather than quietly stalking his victims through the neighborhoods of Haddonfield, he is more like a biblical plague, killing everything in his wake with all manner of sharp implement. If a character appears in the same frame as the Shape, rest knowing they will not come out unscathed.…

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street

    A Nightmare on Elm Street

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.