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Army of Darkness 1992
A cult classic to this day, Army of Darkness is the epic, campy horror/comedy everyone should experience at least once (but preferably, multiple times, until it enters your personal vernacular).
Bruce Campbell's performance as Ash is hilarious, a heroic goofball complete with sassy one-liners and the type of slapstick chops that would make Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, and the Three Stooges proud. Nothing goes as planned, and that's for the best because Ash is all about improvisation. But unlike a…
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It Follows 2014
An original horror flick with an unsettling premise, It Follows gets you at your most basic fear: there is something coming to get you and it will never stop until it does. It's the type of thing that kept you up at night as a child, or that feeling that makes you rush to find your keys in the dark of night; its an unseen tension, a slow tightening of that hidden spring in your body that makes you sweat…
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Halloween Kills 2021
Halloween Kills knows nothing of subtlety: it is brutally violent, incredibly dark (both in tone and in appearance), and offers no nuance to the Myers/Strode Story. This Michael Myers is cartoonishly unstoppable. Rather than quietly stalking his victims through the neighborhoods of Haddonfield, he is more like a biblical plague, killing everything in his wake with all manner of sharp implement. If a character appears in the same frame as the Shape, rest knowing they will not come out unscathed.…
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A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I must begin this review by saying I love this film franchise unabashedly. During my early obsession with slasher films, I found this series to be the most out there, serving up installments that could be as surreal and funny as they were horrific. With a premise like "man that feeds on fear and stalks you in your dreams," you could potentially explore all those inner fears we have, those personal terrors we carry with us, that voice inside that…
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