notahorse991

notahorse991

Favorite films

  • Wet Hot American Summer
  • Taxi Driver
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • Dead Ringers

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  • The Alto Knights

    ★½

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★★

  • The Iron Claw

    ★★★★½

  • May December

    ★★★★½

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  • The Alto Knights

    The Alto Knights

    ★½

    The half a star is for the dogs in their mink coats. Everything else this movie has going for it (which is very little) it gets secondhand. They should’ve cast Joe Pesci instead of the second De Niro but Pesci probably didn’t want anything to do with it. Considered walking out. Fuggedaboutit!

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★★

    This score is explicitly for the non-Zionist reading of the movie. Beautiful film, even if it really was the brutal-est. One star of this five star rating is due to the intermission- auteur directors, take notes

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    Demi Moore has never looked bette- no that’s rude

    It’s not subtle, or even that smart, it’s CERTAINLY not perfect but I had a fun time. That’s all

    Knocking off a star cuz when you get down to it most of the movie is pretty dumb and kinda treats you like you’re an idiot

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