Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Apartment 1960

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  kubelik? kube like cube like box? so basically licking box? someone check her nails

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  Hurricane Bianca: From Russia with Hate 2018

  Watched 18 Mar 2025

  trixie and katya full length big budget blockbuster when?

Popular reviews

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  The Florida Project 2017

  ½ Watched 09 Dec 2021

  it’s giving movie made about poor people by rich people for rich people.

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ½ Watched 10 Aug 2023

  I could write an entire book on how much this movie and the original book piss me off, but the straight girls who fetishize gay men are going to absolutely devour this one whole. 

  
  Anyways, I want a notes app apology from everyone involved in this film written to Lana Del Rey, Uma Thurman, and all the gay people hurt in the creation/reception of this fucking horrendous piece of media.