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Favorite films

  • Black Narcissus
  • Before Midnight
  • Blade Runner
  • La Dolce Vita

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  • Kimi

    ★★★½

  • Lilo & Stitch

    ★★★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★★★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★★★

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    embarrassing to parade this around the entire press run for having only practical sets and effects while having a cgi’d ian holm show up and get more screen time than most of the other characters. thematically hollow and almost nothing that wasn't already done before and better. these “for the fans” movies have to end sometime.

  • Full Metal Jacket

    Full Metal Jacket

    ★★★★

    i think i saw most of the scenes with the drill instructor through just youtube poop videos when i was like 7 and im forever thankful for that

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  • Joker

    Joker

    ½

    what a derivative, unsubtle and lifeless sack of shit.

  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    ★★½

    mangold is never getting that star wars movie is he

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