Admiral G

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“I'm not going to stand here and listen to a pig misquote Lincoln.”

Favorite films

  • Cloak & Dagger
  • Inside Man
  • Radioland Murders
  • Wet Hot American Summer

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  • Avanti!

    ★★★★

  • Dead Curse

    ★★½

  • Till Death Do We Scare

    ★★★★½

  • The Farm of Tomorrow

    ★★½

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  • Muppet Treasure Island

    Muppet Treasure Island

    ★★★★★

    In February 1996 I was in 11th grade and I called up the junior high and pretended to be my dad and said my little brother had a dentist appointment and to send him outside so he could be picked up. I cut class, drove over there in my ‘86 Camry, scooped up my confused little bro, and we went and saw the first showing on the first day of Muppet Treasure Island and all was well in the world.

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★★

    I think it is easy to write off this picture as being toxic cis white boy behavior or a loud embracing of selfish Reganomics, but man, I dunno. All teenagers are the self-centered heroes of their own movies but you can’t blame them cuz none of them asked to be born! They’ve got the rest of their lives to act like adults. Watching Ferris get an entire three block radius of downtown Chicago singing and swinging to Twist and Shout…

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  • Avanti!

    Avanti!

    ★★★★

    Clive Revill and Juliet Mills really shine in what would otherwise be a creaky romantic comedy. Some serious laughs along with a few winces. 

    Watched on 35mm @ Vidiots Eagle

  • Dead Curse

    Dead Curse

    ★★½

    A pretty cool boss fight witch ending but a bit of a slog getting there. 

    Watched on 35mm @ the New Beverly as the back half of a double bill with Till Death Do We Scare (which was phenomenal).

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  • Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael

    Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael

    ★★

    This movie is awful. 

    But no matter what:

    Winona Forever.

  • Mazes and Monsters

    Mazes and Monsters

    This was supposed to be about satan and it wasn’t. Sorry big guy.