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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I did not get up to pee during this movie because it was actually good! It did what we come to this place for like I laughed, I cried, I cared! The cast in this is amazing. Loved Toni Colette (mafia mamma!) and Robert Pattinson, whose absolute inability to hide his disdain for the Twilight films on every single press tour between 2009-2012 made no sense to me as a teen who loved those freaky books, but I find so…

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★ Watched 18 Feb 2025 1

  I peed during this movie in the secret upstairs ladies room at the 66th st. AMC IMAX (iykyk) and the toilet in the handicap stall was malfunctioning like crazy. Seeing that was genuinely 100x more memorable and exciting than any scene in this. Can’t believe the big ru-veal of this movie was literally in the trailer. Like seeing Sixth Sense but they’d already told you he was (1999 spoiler) dead the whole time. I fell asleep halfway through for like…

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Apr 2024

  I got up to pee during this because I went to an Italian restaurant beforehand and the waiter gave me not one but TWO free shots of limoncello. He also told me I looked like Sarah Jessica Parker who he said ate there once and was “very beautiful.” I did not take him to the movie w/ us a la Challengers and instead saw it in a duo, because I am not athletic enough to be the center of a…

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ½ Watched 21 Aug 2023

  I did not pee during this movie, but that’s only because I fell asleep halfway through. Not sure how you could make a movie about a gay prince and a bisexual nepo baby hooking up in secret while Uma Therman is playing president Yosemite Sam boring as hell, but this was literally like watching paint dry. This was the worst Amazon original content I’ve ever seen and I saw The People We Hate at the Wedding, Love Again, and not…

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