Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Killer Bean Forever 2008

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Descent 2005

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 08 Dec 2024

  my bf's ass is as fat as that bitch juno is dumb

Popular reviews

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  The Angela Chapters 2020

  ½ Watched 01 Jan 2020

  if you enjoy this film i strongly recommend you reconsider your entire life

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2023 1

  formulaic, self-aware, uninspired, wretched, insufferable, pandering, marvel universe "he's right behind me isn't he☝️🤓," wholly disgusting, putrid, repulsive, begrudgingly insipid, and lame