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Captain America: Brave New World 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Oh no, Captain America, we’re being shot at! Quick, put your shield in the frunk of our vehicle and let’s skedaddle!!!!!!!
What an absolute waste to make Sam Wilson’s film introduction as Captain America a boring, lifeless, almost beat-for-beat recreation of The Winter Soldier with absolutely zero emotional core and a Curt Conners-looking ass villain who’s not even TANGENTIALLY related to its hero or the events of the last almost TWO DECADES of MCU films. Seriously, who genuinely was asking for…
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Borderlands 2024
Sometimes I just had to stare into Cate Blanchett’s eyes and remind myself that this was only temporary.
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Out of Darkness 2022
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