Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  so bad i barely could pay attention i played fortnite in the background. i read the plot on wikipedia. not any better.

  mark and anthony russo should be tied up in the public square and we can all throw tomatoes at them

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  Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 2018

  ★★½ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  fun only because it’s not rly a jurrasic park movie. 

  it works quite well as a dinosaur themed murder adventure mystery. 

  NOT as a jurrasic world movie though

Popular reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  this could’ve been a good movie if it was a good movie. unfortunately it was a bad movie. 

  half enjoyable. last 10 mins should’ve been slowed a bit. felt wayyyy too rushed.

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ★★ Rewatched 06 Mar 2025

  fun, because at it's base, it is a movie with dinosaurs in it. and thats cool.

  but not fun because this feels like there was a writers room with 200 writers, and they all shouted out their ideas at the exact same time. and then colin trevorrow was just like "yes, lets just put all of them into one".

  genuinely this would've been so much better if they said, we're not making a third, instead were doing a love, death,…