They should have just called this “Phone’d In”. From the acting to the writing to the offensive usage of CGI. Whomever made the big decisions on this need to be punished. Badly.
Also, when Carrie’s house is falling apart, this modern paneled home is suddenly littered with ROCKS. Smooth, round stones that youd see on a beach. Like, was “general rubble” too expensive?
This movie was cheap and they let you fucking know it.
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